Thursday, April 17, 2014

Keefer Madness NBA Awards

“Ben Wallace Award, for the Worst Free Throw Shooter In the League”
          Andre Drummond, Pistons – 41.8%

“The What Is Wrong With Me Today!?! Award, goes to the players with the Worst FG %”
          Brandon Jennings, Pistons – 37.3%

“The Big O Award, for the player with the most triple-doubles”
          Lance Stephenson, Pacers – 5

Yinka Dare Award, for the players who doesn’t pass and had the fewest assists
          Bismack Biyombo, Bobcats – averaged 0.1 per game, 8 total in 77 games.  1,070 minutes…

Billy Holye Award, for the best white player in the league:
          Kevin Love, Timberwolves, 65 double-doubles (most) 26-12.5

Arvydis Sabonis Award, best international player:
          Goran Dragic, Suns, 20 points, 6 assists

LaRue Martin Award, for the worst 1st overall pick, potentially ever:
          Anthony Bennett, Cavs,  4 pts, 3 rebs, 52 games 12.8 mins per game

Send it in Jerome Award: player with the most dunks this season:
          DeAndre Jordan, Clippers, 245 dunks in 82 games just under 3 per game

Ocean’s 11 Award, for the player pulling off the greatest theft:

          Keith Bogans, Celtics, made $91,967.24 for every minute he played (55 minutes in 6 games, “earned” $5,058,198)

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