Non-Hall of Fame vs. HOF Team

Who wins?

Non-Hall of Fame Team (eligible)

P: Roger Clemens

C: Mike Piazza

1B: Jeff Bagwell

2B: Jeff Kent

3B: Pete Rose

SS: Nomar Garciaparra

LF: Barry Bonds

CF: Gary Sheffield

RF: Sammy Sosa

DH: Edgar Martinez

Vs. 

Hall of Fame Team

P: Sandy Koufax

C: Johnny Bench

1B: Frank Thomas

2B: Roberto Alomar

3B: Mike Schmidt

SS: Ernie Banks

LF: Willie Mays

CF: Joe DiMaggio

RF: Hank Aaron

DH: Paul Molitor 

You could swap out a lot of guys on this team too, obviously.  But the fact that it'd even be a game is the problem.